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Phillipian Satire: Secular Holiday Activities

A Cappella Groups Perform Non-Denominational Singing in   Front of Doors, Featuring “All I Want for [REDACTED] Is You”

Lighting a Menorah Which Describes Itself as “Non-Practicing”

Collective, Intra-Religious Denouncing of Listening to Holiday Music in Public Spaces

“A Very Jubilant December to You” and Other Greeting Cards Available in Susie’s

A Festivus Pole in Front of Sam Phil

Watch the Weather Channel?

Group Protests for Fair Working Conditions for Indiana Corn Farmers #NoToBill4743

Kidnap an Old Man and Force Him to Sing for Your Family on New Years

Instead of Making Snowmen, Stand Outside in Your Yard Until You Freeze