The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“Is kombucha a martial art?”

“I still don’t know which room my history class meets in.”

“I’ve decided in the essence of time that having friends isn’t critical.”

“It’s like Mr. Housiaux said, you gotta slow your roll, man”

“Morning Basics was SO the move.”

“Yeah my dad has to fly commercial sometimes so he can look like a ‘man of the people.’”

“I can’t feel my fingers or human emotion. Maybe I should be more grateful.”

“This pregnancy could really ruin my chances at making JV1 squash!”