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Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

John Palfrey Releases Newest Book: “Freshman Looked at Den from Afar, Den is Closed: A Modern Tragic Love Story”

EBI Seniors Write Fanfics for Incoming Andover Students

80 Percent of Lowers Report That They Can’t Remember The Last Time They Had an Actual Glass of Milk

It is Finally Acceptable to Listen to Holiday Music … At Your Own Risk

Everyone Already Tired of Hearing “All I Want For Christmas Is You”

Last Week “The Revere” Published an Issue and The Phillipian Didn’t, Just Thought That Should Be Shared

Win Diesel Hit Me With Her Car