“Should you really be getting a second plate?”
“Wait a minute, the rest of the world doesn’t celebrate this?”
“Hmm so you wore a low cut v-neck to Thanksgiving. Interesting choice, Sandra.”
“Shut up, Gerald! No one wants to hear about your thirteenth major switch!”
“If we eat the tofu Janet brought, the terrorists win.”
“Nut allergies are just a form of natural selection. ”
“Your brother would’ve loved this cranberry sauce…”
