The man that hustled me out of my family jewels at the local pool hall
Wear the gold chain stolen from the pawn shop after a tough loss at the Vegas casino. Tropical shirt unbuttoned three buttons down, just like Randy does it.
Best Couples Costume
A safe space and a brave space
The pencil to your paper, the squirrel to your tree, the ability to share genuine opinions to your sensitivity. It’s a match made in heaven, and in the Tang Institute.
Hardest Costume to pull off
Be who your parents wish you were: smarter, funnier, better-looking, and better looking. With just a few years of preparation and deep rooted, bitter resentment, you can fail at pulling this costume off too.
Most Sinful Costume
Wanton Non-denominational religious figure
Fine, fine. Take this as an opportunity to wear as little as possible, but you had best keep your lascivity away from my good, (insert religion of choice) home.