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Phillipian Satire: Things Students Really Want to See on the Weekender

Staff Report

Oct 5, 2018

Like, a really big wheel of cheese.
A lit Rally for Fair Treatment of Leek Farmers in the Upper-Midwest.
Better ethanol subsidies.
5 ferrets in a baggy suit pretending to be John Palfrey.
Make your own (emotional) crutch workshop.
B.Y.O.P Mystery Meat Marathon (Bring Your Own Penicillin!).