The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: New Clubs To Watch Out For

Supplementary EBI Club

For the kids who just can’t get enough, whoever they are.

Meetings on Saturdays from 5:00-11:30, because what else are you gonna do?

Bedazzling Society

You got it, we bedazzle it. Shirts? Bedazzled. Chairs?

Bedazzled. Mother and Father’s Rocky Divorce Proceedings? Bedazzled.

Country Club Club

Bringing a bit of the taste of your hometown’s yacht pier to Andover’s yacht pier. Papá would be proud. Previous experience required.

College Resume-Padders

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