The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: The Eighth Page is Dabbling in Interior Design… Here Are Our BIG Ideas

–A portrait of Alex painted à la “The Milkmaid” by Johannes Vermeer.

–Rockwell’s 2017-2018 Sexy Calendar.

–Golden locks of hair, scattered tastefully.

– Several large tubs labelled mayonnaise that are really just filled with any one of seven different white mystery liquids.

–Fairy lights.