The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Eighth Page Editor Unmasked as ‘Prosy Mosy: The Failed Poet’

Shock, confusion, concern. All of these emotions ripped through campus Tuesday morning when a certain Eighth Page Editor was revealed to be the man (or woman) behind the poet under the pseudonym Prosy Mosy. Mosy is one of Andover’s most infamous failures and laughingstocks. Last May, after endlessly petitioning The Phillipian for months, they finally had their work published. Students were outraged and adorned their dorm rooms with posters including the classic “God Hates Poets” and the less creative “You Suck, Dude.” Words cannot describe what their poetry put readers through, so here is some of Mosy’s work below: