The Eighth Page

The Eighth Page Presents: Mr. Palfrey’s Scrapped ASM Speech Ideas

Due to a sudden cancellation, Mr. Palfrey was forced to give an impromptu All-School Meting address last Friday. Here are some of the ideas he considered before landing on the theme of  citizenship.

Randomized diary entries.

His other famous ancestors.

A track-by-track analysis of Eminem’s “Revival.”

This dang weather!

The “I’ll Hold Up One of My Books and Just Start Talking” speech.