The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: The Week in Quotes

“Scores are much, much less important than the story you’re trying to tell.”

– The American Assocaition of Admissions Officers (AACAO)

on how the quality of a film should be judged

“You need recovery time to maintain an optimum level of concentration.”

– The 2017-2017 Academic Planner

on the proper way to handle oranges during juice production