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Phillipian Satire: Andover Begins New Fundraising Campaign to Pay for Fundraising Luncheon

Visibly excited and eager to share their proposal with Andover students, parents, and alumni, trustees and administration officials jointly unveiled the school’s newest fundraising initiative last weekend to pay off expenses from the Community Fundraising Luncheon, also last weekend.

Although the push’s monetary target was undisclosed, those presenting stated that the donations received will be used in large part to account for the extravagant lunch menu and intricate ice sculpture.

Any leftover funds will be pooled to pay the debts of the Snyder Center Opening Fundraising Black Tie Gala, also last weekend, for which another fundraising initiative is expected to be announced later this year.