Auguste White ’17 and Eliot Zaeder ’17
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, predictable.
Grade: Andlovers.
Beth Krikorian ’17 and Sam Bird ’18
Another in-season lad…
Grade: … and jock president.
Janneke Evans ’18 and Henry Ennen ’17
White. Tall. Into sports.
Grade: Just so… nice!
Allegra Stewart ’18 and Jack Twomey ’17
He’s always wanted to be in Azure.
Grade: Uncomfortable.
Rosie Poku ’17 and Zach Ruffin ’17
Ruffin may not get to rock his red Beats, but this duo will tear up the dance floor.
Grade: Good vibes only.
Janet Conklin ’17 and Matt Wellstead ’18:
Crew legend Matt Wellstead ’18 winning at crew and life. Grade: Legends.
Andrew Pittman ’17 and Robert Williams ’17
They’re not being brave, it’s ironic.
Grade: Unimpressed.
Ellie Formisano ’17 and Walker Huff ’17
They are picture-perfect!
Grade: If only they smiled.
Alexa Tsay ’17 and Jack Legler ’17
She’s into those who wield the puck.
Grade: #15, #16, #17, #18.
Myoshi Williams ’17 and Jason Reynolds ’17
Danny Evans couldn’t make it back this year.
Grade: Super Sub?
Ajay Menon ’17 and Margot Forti ’17
Don’t drive down the wrong side of the road!
Grade: Elevated.
Lydia Paris ’17 and Reuben Philip ’18
She already gave him Blue Key Head.
Grade: Not like that, you creep.
Whitney Garden ’17 and Ben Andresen ’17
He gave her mono.
Grade: *Someone gave her mono.
Nicole Durett ’17 and Cameron Gillis ’17
But they can’t roll on the floor together at prom!
Grade: LOVE.
John Wu ’17 and Julia Lane ’17
They wanted to link up in Cambridge,
but Boston Marriott will have to do.
Grade: Not Crimson.
Paige Morss ’17 and Ace Ellsweig ’18
Easily the funniest duo at Prom.
Grade: Right?
Olivia Brokaw ’18 and Christian Lippey ’17
“I know I share a room with my mom, but we have twin beds.”
Grade: She must be a hotel digger.
Zoe Oasis ’17 and Thomas MacWilliams ’18
Seeking an Oasis for Ale his problems.
Grade: Write a song about it.
Margot Steiner ’17 and Conor Holihan ’17
“So that’s him in the profile picture?”
Grade: No, that’s the one before the last one.
Karissa Kang ’17 and Flynn Bryan ’18
The post-prom poetry’s going to be wild.
Grade: “This one’s called ’Topography.’”
Hannah Berkowitz ’17 and Charlie Mayhew ’18
Maybe this will help him get out some of his
repressed heterosexuality.
Grade: Real Jew, Fake Jew.
Nikki Dlesk ’17 and Mike McGreal ’17
Most likely to raise three blonde children with a
golden retriever. Grade: Suburban utopia.
Alexa Goulas ’18 and Arthur Paleologos ’17
“RIP homie. But thanks for the girl.”
Grade: He’s looking out for a friend.
Ananda Kao ’18 and Brandon Barros ’17
“Actually, can you put your goggles back on?”
Grade: Is he going to wear heels too?
Laurel Wain ’17 and Luke Bitler ’17
Not catching crabs.
Grade: That’s a crew thing, if you didn’t know.
Evelyn Mesler ’17 and Nick Isenhower ’18
(and all other rowers)
*insert generic crew roast here.* Grade: Creating unique roasts for each pair is buying into the cult.
Liz Irvin ’17 and Thomas Glover ’18
His Last Chance to spend quality time with Liz.
Grade: The wrong sister?
Ashley Tucker ’18 and Alex Apgar ’17
The one time being goofy paid off.
Grade: Was it worth it?
Daniel Tran ’17 and Katherine Sweetser ’17
Not even going to roast.
Grade: Y’all the GOAT.
Eliza Bienstock ’18 and Howard Johnson ’17
Poor finishing, on and off the court.
Grade: Galloping into the Friend Zone.
Marina Hunt ’17 and Edward Elson ’17
He promised to engrave her name on every
building his family funded.
Grade: #andovergivingday.
Brooke Bidwell ’17 and Thomas Godwin ’17
It’s okay, she’s changed him.
Grade: Wait, no, he just snapped me.
Emma Kelley ’17 and Turner Corbett ’17
She needed a rebound. He needed a refresher.
Grade: Year of the PG.
Sarah Rigazio ’18 and Ian Welsh ’17
Did you buy her a fidget spinner too?
Grade: Classy prom ask.
Claudia Leopold ’18 and Jair Suazo ’17
Opposites attract…
Grade: If you force them to.
Melanie Singh ’18 and Sean Pan ’17
“It’s hard to describe, but everything looks like moving sands.” Grade: Materialism personified.
Eastlyn Frankel ’18 and Rahmel Dixon ’17
What a nice Tuck-sedo.
Grade: Reverse Donald.
Elizabeth Welch ’18 and Keegan Cummings ’17
Conversations about sports!
Grade: “How’s your team doing this season?”
Lauren Overly ’17 and Teymour Farman-Farmaian ’17
Eh, they can have each other.
Grade: $$$ and corn.
Reagan Posorske ’17 and Rob Jones ’16
Will she ever get (Tom)sik of him?
Grade: Tuf(ts) love.
Susan Yun ’17 and Kevin Kastholm ’17
She said it’s easier to just take a Senior.
Grade: Another one bites the dust.
Ally Klionsky ’17 and Rudd Fawcett ’18
He thought he was doing her a favor.
Grade: Get off your high horse.
