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Phillipian Satire: How Did Students Celebrate Earth Day?

The Eighth Page

Apr 28, 2017

Posted a photo of that one time they planted a tree in a rainforest in Guatemala.

Considered recycling their cup, but decided better safe than sorry.

Marched for science on the coal plant next to Draper Cottage.

Felt vindicated after watching a NowThis video of “Bill Nye Destroying Fox News Climate Denier.”

Offered a hecatomb of virgin oxen so the rains would water the harvest.