-Lower Boy Chewing Gum at Dance
-Freewheeling, Loose Cannon Administrator Throws Out Proposals for 6×8 Schedule
-Dumb Cherry Blossoms Fall All Over Cookies
-Blah Blah Blah Don’t Litter on the Lawn Blah Blah Blah
-Guest Hypnotist Hypnotizes Student to Forget All SAT Prep
-Faculty Introduction to Means Essay Declamation Wins Award
