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Phillipian Humor: This Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report

Feb 17, 2017

Student Catches Cold, Takes up 8.33% of Beds in Sykes
Freshman Drinking Casino Night Mocktail Tells Girl He ‘Prefers the Real Thing’
Effort Given to History Reading Barely Qualifies as ‘Skim’
Parent Volunteer In Way Over Head Dealing Blackjack