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Features Presents: Top Ten Lies Andover Tells You

10. “You can wear whatever you want.”

9. “There are absolutely no tunnels under the school.”

8. “We want you to be well.”

7. “All Juniors sleep at 11 p.m.”

6. “Paresky Commons food is better than your mother’s!”

5. “John Wu and Emma Kelley have a platonic relationship.”

4. “Each class has a maximum of 45 minutes of homework each night.”

3. “Classrooms are environments in which students may comfortably express their opinions without judgement.”

2. “Frozen yogurt machine will be fixed by Friday.”

1. “Features isn’t funny.”

1. Ask out the one you like before they argon!