Siri, do you have a bandage?
Because I just cut my knee
falling for you.
Siri, can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.
Siri, come live in my heart and pay no rent.
Siri, are you a security camera?
Because when I look at you, I smile.
Siri, if you were a booger,
I’d pick you first.
Siri, our love is like dividing by zero:
you simply can’t define it.
Siri, come on, let’s taco bout it!
Siriously, will you marry me?
