10. Camp Andover suddenly feels more like Askaban Andover.
9. “Scrambled Eggs? Again?”
8. Your history teacher mentions the word “essay.”
7. No more Spikeball or Frisbee on the Great Lawn.
6. Your desk lamp won’t stop staring at you.
5. Your significant other from International Orientation broke up with you.
4. E&R has lost your favorite pair of pants. How is that even possible?!?!
3. The bags under your eyes are getting dark enough to resemble mascara.
2. You accidentally hurt yourself while clipping your toenails with office scissors.
1. Reading Features is the highlight of your day.