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Top Ten: Worst Things You Can Do to Honey Bear

10. Flirt with Honey Bear’s best friend.

9. Pigeonhole Honey Bear.

8. “Get a Bit Too Friendly” with Honey Bear’s secretary.

7. Scream at Honey Bear’s children.

6. Manipulate Honey Bear.

5. Flirt with Honey Bear’s sister.

4. Never apologize to Honey Bear. Even after last night.

3. Marry Honey Bear because Honey Bear is rich.

2. Flirt with Honey Bear’s mother.

1. Arson.