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Top Ten: Tips To Have Fun at Gelb Next Year!

10. Wear lab appropriate clothing.

9. It takes two to titrate.

8. Pay ample attention to Honey Bear.

7. If people are pumping their fists, you probably should.

6. Avoid asking any of the chaperones to dance. They might actually want to.

5. Just dance, it’ll be ok, da-da, doo-doo.

4. Drink more water. Dehydration is no fun for anyone.

3. When the beat drops, pick it up.

2. The best floor is actually floor 2 and 3/4 but shhh…

1. Ask out the one you like before they argon!