The Eighth Page

Top Ten: Features State of the Academy Stats

10. 100 percent loooooved History 310.

9. George W Bush is the most popular president.

8. News is the most read section.

7. Commons Catfish Cajun is the best meal ever.

6. 200 percent of Uppers participated in lawning activities.

5. Most Wanted DJs: R-Shizzay and Skrillex.

4. .01 percent enjoyed the thrilling Soap Opera we fondly call, “Arts.”

3. 60 percent spell “Sprts” correctly every time.

2. 100 percent believe Features should take over the paper.

1. 90% applied for Commentary. Associate.