10. Flaccid Banana.
9. Apathetic Passionfruit.
8. Prosmiscuous Pear.
7. Amiable Nightshade.
6. Dedicated Honeysuckle.
5. Wild-Bittersweet Orange.
4. Plebian Apple.
3. Peer-pressuring Potato.
2. Overcompensating Peanut.
1. Parched Watermelon.
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