The Eighth Page

Utterances No(Medieval)body Uttereths

10. “Broeth, I hopeth I geteth Ston’ed.”

9. “Could I get some caviar with this mutton?”

8. “Oh my! What a lovely hovel you have!”

7. “What was so bubonic about that?”

6. “You smell nice today.”

5. “I would trade my kingdom for a horse.”

4. “You’ll be fine, it’s just a cold.”

3. “It doesn’t matter that you’re not Christian. We can be friends anyways!”

2. “Maybe I’ll let someone else be king for a little while.”

1. “I don’t really care for the monar…”