Crazy Halloween
Getting babies and chicas
Just kidding: homework.
When the lights go off,
I’m the anonymous king
of the dancing floor.
Trick or treating hard
Jokester gave me healthy fruit
Window, meet my brick.
People go wild with
skimpy outfits and still keep
a reputation.
Wearing a morph suit
Doesn’t disguise one’s bulges
I have big man boobs.
I feel a bit cold
Come baby, light my fire
If you get the hint.
Sexy Halloween
Danced my pants off in Borden
Where’s my underwear?
My last Halloween
I decided not to dress
…But people still screamed
Halloween is fun
Everybody tricks or treats
Not my uncle.
Halloween for me:
I take candy from baby…
I eat it (baby?)
Halloween costumes
Are easy to make yourself
If you’re ugly.
Poured me some cider
And then I woke up puzzled
In New Hampshire woods.
Shouldn’t have googled
That house decorated with
Those “fake” hostages.
A full moon tonight.
The scary werewolf howled,
“That time of the month.”
Vampire dentures
Are one of the saddest things.
They just want to chomp.
Getting my freak on
I am just Monster Mashing
Please don’t hate on me.
Dancing till I drop
Everything begins to fade,
“Quick, get a doctor!”
That was so scary…
Does anybody smell that?
I need new pants now.
