10. I hope all the other girls like my Hello Kitty towel.
9. I eat shampoo to make my personality shine.
8. Do I smell Nair?
7. Do I smell?
6. Am I the only one who uses these showers?
5. Haven’t seen my neon sports bra since Gelb.
4. I don’t know the rest of the alphabet after DD.
3. I feel sorry for the plumber.
2. Nothing.
1. Why are all the features writers naked?
