The Eighth Page

Things Overheard In the Girls’ Locker Room

10. I hope all the other girls like my Hello Kitty towel.

9. I eat shampoo to make my personality shine.

8. Do I smell Nair?

7. Do I smell?

6. Am I the only one who uses these showers?

5. Haven’t seen my neon sports bra since Gelb.

4. I don’t know the rest of the alphabet after DD.

3. I feel sorry for the plumber.

2. Nothing.

1. Why are all the features writers naked?