10. No, no, no. Rec Tennis is 5 percent skill and 95 percent swag.
9. Nice chest rug.
8. Lockers opening and closing.
7. That speedo’s looking a little tight.
6. Let me go grab the whipped cream!
5. My glutes are sorer now than they were after Gelb.
4. Let’s get physical.
3. “We found Dove in a soapless place.”
2. Icy Hot was a bad decision.
1. Do you think it’s a coincidence that all the features writers shower in bathing suits?