The Eighth Page

Things Overheard In the Boys’ Locker Room

10. No, no, no. Rec Tennis is 5 percent skill and 95 percent swag.

9. Nice chest rug.

8. Lockers opening and closing.

7. That speedo’s looking a little tight.

6. Let me go grab the whipped cream!

5. My glutes are sorer now than they were after Gelb.

4. Let’s get physical.

3. “We found Dove in a soapless place.”

2. Icy Hot was a bad decision.

1. Do you think it’s a coincidence that all the features writers shower in bathing suits?