(339): YES! 4 day week!
(339): Wait… what was the e-mail from Betsy Korn talking about?
(339): We don’t have Saturday classes do we???
(339): DO WE?!?!?!?!?
(339): I’ll be in the library…
(312): Where were you all day?
(209): What do you mean? it was a three day weekend bro
(312): …wrong week.
(978): Hey man, what’s the math homework?
(501): Read ch. 12, but did you see that new girl that was sitting in on our class?! I’m totally gonna ask her to prom.
(978): Dude, teaching fellow…
(678): Did you hear? Some freshman stopped a rolling tennis ball on the lawn. He thought he was doing them a favor.
(617): Ahh, Party foul. Never mess with a Senior’s game of tenni-golf.
(678): The funeral is tomorrow.
(751): English class was great today.
(413): How would you know? After five minutes, you ran out screaming “fire” when there bla- tantly was no fire?
(751): I didn’t have time to finish the paper that was due.
(978): When I walk on the lawn, this is what I see.
(617): Not agaaain.
(978): Tenni-golf ball coming straight at me. I got a bruise on my head and I aint afraid to show it, show it, show it…
(617): Oh boy.
(978): In Isham and you know it.
(874): I stole the little bucket of peanut butter from Paresky Commons… YOLO
(343): so I met this girl today.
(913): there’s a first time for everything. watchu say to her?
(343): the arcsine of you must be pi/2 cuz you r the one!
(885): Hey I just met you
(885): And this is crazy
(885): But here’s my number!
(885): SO CALL ME MAYBE!
(885): Man, that song never gets old.
(617): Yes. Yes it does.
(354): Honey, please explain to me why you failed English.
(182): The number you have texted is no longre in service.
(354): And the phone company is careless enough to make a typo?
(182): Have I told you lately how much I love you?
(332): Are you in Pine Knoll?
(978): I’m a new Lower…
(332): so how’s Abbot?
(245): Saw your outfit today, awesome psych!
(805): I didn’t have a psych…
(563): Why on Earth do I have so many pink shirts now???
(756): I think what you mean to say is “thank you for doing my laundry”!
(687): You need some sleep man
(483): What are you talking about?
(687): You showed up halfway into Spanish class wearing only pajama pants
(483): I’m not in your Spanish class…
(687): I know. The teacher was reaaallllly upset.
(290): Lol why are you doing dorm duty? I haven’t done it all term. I don’t even check the sheet!
(314): Funny cuz the sheet says you have restriction.
(662): Dude I finally got Cat-Bonered today! It’s taken three terms, but I finally feel like part of the Andover community!
(744): Oh my god Honey!!! Is this what happens on that campus?? Your father and I are pulling you out of that school right now!!!
(662): Mom, I meant to send this to my Andover friends, let me explain!
(332): Hey! Last night was fun…
(916): We didn’t hang out last night. You said you had homework…
(332): That’s what I meant. The homework . The homework was really fun.
(445): That test was so hard! How’d you do?
(796): I did pretty well. I got a 74. Wbu?
(445): … nvm.