10. Sail a whale’s tail. On sale: “A Wales Tale?”
9. Have a whale of a time.
8. Wail like a whale.
7. Actually finish your Econ paper… on the importance of whale watchers to the economy of Wales.
6. Shave the whales!
5. Save Wales!
4. Make a bunch of stupid whale jokes!
3. Study the WHALES.
2. Splurge on spring clothing. Or a subscription to Whale Fancy.
1. Write a Features article… aren’t you glad we didn’t say banana?
