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Top Ten: Things To Do Over Spring Break

10. Sail a whale’s tail. On sale: “A Wales Tale?”

9. Have a whale of a time.

8. Wail like a whale.

7. Actually finish your Econ paper… on the importance of whale watchers to the economy of Wales.

6. Shave the whales!

5. Save Wales!

4. Make a bunch of stupid whale jokes!

3. Study the WHALES.

2. Splurge on spring clothing. Or a subscription to Whale Fancy.

1. Write a Features article… aren’t you glad we didn’t say banana?