10. You’re allergic to chocolate…fountains.
9. You don’t own any clothing that is blue or silver.
8. You don’t like to limit yourself to only one person of the opposite gender.
7. Instead of going to blue and silver, you’re going to play Pokémon, versions Blue and Silver.
6. You’re still mentally recovering from Gelb Dance.
5. You’re too cool to get a date.
4. You’ve got three left feet.
3. You have to restock your toilet paper.
2. You don’t date Arts writers.
1. You’re waiting for a Features writer to ask you.