10. The Smith Center is actually used… as a torture chamber at the end of each term.
9. Taylor Hall lives in darkness.
8. That’s not eggplant.
7. The Peabody Museum doubles as a roller-discotheque on the weekends.
6. The Blue Sharks are filled with HGH.
5. Sam Phil is under construction to become a US Government missile silo.
4. Exeter is the PA Biology department’s greatest experiment.
3. Gunga is a real, trained gorilla.
2. Mrs. Chase is a robot.
1. Features is the next Head of School.