The Eighth Page

Top Ten: Best Kept Andover Secrets

10. The Smith Center is actually used… as a torture chamber at the end of each term.

9. Taylor Hall lives in darkness.

8. That’s not eggplant.

7. The Peabody Museum doubles as a roller-discotheque on the weekends.

6. The Blue Sharks are filled with HGH.

5. Sam Phil is under construction to become a US Government missile silo.

4. Exeter is the PA Biology department’s greatest experiment.

3. Gunga is a real, trained gorilla.

2. Mrs. Chase is a robot.

1. Features is the next Head of School.