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Top Ten Macho Things to Have

10. Nunchucks 9. Aftershave (preferably of a musky scent, an undertone of mohagony is always welcome as well) 8.Muscle Milk 7. White snakeskin boots 6. Chest hair and a handlebar moustache 5. Top Gun DVD, aviators, and leather bomber jacket 4. Pet Jaguar 3. 1970s Mustang – DO NOT forget the flames and spoiler 2. An array of beatiful women competing over you 1. A Phillipian subscription