The Eighth Page

Midterm Teacher Report + 6

HIST-100 I hate to say it, but I really think Joey got someone else’s admission letter last spring. He is by far the dumbest student I have encountered at this school. Joey has yet to score a single point in my class, despite having the chance to on two major assignments and three quizzes. Sometimes, when he turns them in, the page comes back with even less text on it than when I handed it out. He literally takes the 45 minutes provided to erase directions. Joey is getting Honors though. He is currently under the impression that if he hands the paper in with no text, he can claim that I provided no directions and therefore cannot take off any points. No one has had a dumber idea since the guy who made ShamWow. -Dr. Savior Holyman Midterm grade: FF