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Teacher Report MAD LIB

Teacher Report Mad Lib History 310: United States History _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (male name) was a(n) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (average/poor/dope) student this term. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (different male name) never failed to surprise me with his stories about illegal weekend trips to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (place). Wow, sorry for getting off topic there. Let me get back to your kid. Although _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (name originally used) came to class looking _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (synonym of ‘sexy’) each day, I can’t say that his schoolwork was nearly as admirable. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (name originally used) never studied, and would often write his name on tests as “Jack-o Mc _ _ _ _ _ _ face (curse word). It was terribly inappropriate. In the end, there is very little positive feedback that I can give you on your child’s performance. He reads like I imagine a/ an _ _ _ _ _ _ (wild animal) would read if it had the ability to. Even Little _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (synonym of stupid) Jenny read better than him, and we all know how she reads! Whenever he read, I felt like smashing him over the head with the miniature glass _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (noun) that I keep on my desk. Math 1200- Hard Math This course is as hard as a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (something soft). Just kidding! In Math 1200, students have the privilege of making all other math students feel like _ _ _ _ _ _ (synonym of idiot-plural). As a matter of fact, your son or daughter is probably much smarter than you are; it’s like comparing _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (Bill Gates or Aristotle) to 50 Cent. Just not worth it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (Male name you would never give your own child) really _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (verb related to eating–past tense) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (synonym of poop) this term. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (same as previous name) often came to class without a/an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (body part), which was simply ridiculous. I mean, how can you use a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (something you bring to class) without that? You can’t. Your son received a one for the obvious reasons: his _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ (adjective) attitude and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (color) armpit hair. Please send him to the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (synonym of ‘crazy’) house. —Compiled by Ben Nichols, B.J. Garry, Billy Fowkes, Chris Kreider, and Dave Knapp