10: Barack Obama just doesn’t seem to understand. 9: A hockey mom killed your uncle. 8: Every time you hear the word “maverick,” you want to punch someone in the face. 7: Who has two thumbs and talks about himself in the third person? Joe Biden. 6: You think Tina Fey is John McCain’s running mate. 5: Bush: FOUR MORE YEARS! 4: Barack Hussein Obama 3: McCain and Biden are equally old and white. 2: John McCain can unhinge his jaw and eat his critics whole. 1: Nader ’08
