The Eighth Page

Top Ten: Reasons the Economy is in Decline

10: Incestuous Lehman Brothers 9: Too many CEOs Dow-Jonesing for a NASDAQuiri 8: Inflation… of blow-up dolls 7: Wall Street is being repaved. 6: AIG: Ah! It’s Gone! 5: “Trickle down” became “flow everywhere.” Economy in “that time of the month.” 4: Charles Barkley needs gambling money. 3: Supply of Uncommons milk signs did not meet demand. 2: Gross domestic product got too gross for regular viewing. 1: Ran out of money.