10. “So where are the closest nightclubs?” 9. “I bet that isn’t even a real gorilla.” 8. “Then there’s this purple clock that will help you get laid.” 7. “Where can I put my extra mini-fridge?” 6. “All the cool kids still eat in Commons.” 5. “But where will my maid sleep?” 4. “You should really have that checked out by a doctor.” 3. “My roommate and I are so dissimilar, hijinks will inevitably ensue!” 2. “Wait, four more years of what?” 1. “Go Big Blue!”
