The Eighth Page

Things Shouted Out Loud After Being Spooned

10. “Screw this plastic hip!” 9. “But it’s eight o’clock in Belgium!” 8. “Okay, I get it, I’m spooned! You can stop jabbing me with that plastic utensil! Please? I feel very violated right now.” 7. “Nooooooooo! I had so much riding on this!” 6. “Please, you’re not a Senior. Oh, really? I apologize.” 5. “Re-spawn in 3… 2… 1…” 4. “What do you mean being under an umbrella doesn’t count as being inside?” 3. “Now I have no excuse to follow girls home!” 2. “You got me? Really? Prove it.” 1. “Augh! Spooned again!”