Next to Kwanzaa and Hangnail Appreciation Day, Leap Day is probably one of the most overlooked holidays of our generation. Leap Day only happens only once every four years and knowing this, one would think that its occurance would be all the more special. But suprisingly enough, the members of this so-called “newspaper” do not think it right to cover it in News, Commentary or even Arts! Therefore, the journalistic duties fall to the only members of this institution who actually care about our readers—the Features Section. So for those of you who think Leap Day is pointless, stop complaining and do what we say. Listen to Leapy and obey. Spend the time and make a rhyme—please read our words today.
