10. Smuggling bandwidth 9. “Forgetting” to show up for work duty 8. Speaking in, around or near the library 7. Playing “The Most Dangerous Game” in the Sanctuary 6. Having illegal parietals with faculty children 5. “Earning” your beads at the Mardi Gras dance 4. Doing too few extracurricular activities 3. Hijacking the PAPS walkie-talkie network to broadcast “The Political arena with Alexander B. Heffner” 2. Aborting the Cool 1. Stealing copper downspouts from Samuel Phillips Hall
