10. Muhammad [Ali] defeats Jesus in five-round bout 9. Obesity falls at the giant pants of Jared, the Subway guy 8. 1834 Kentucky Derby: Flappy “No Legs” Johnson evades The Glue Factory 7. David slays Goliath in overtime 6. In a close shave, Gilette Fusion conquers facial hair 5. George Foreman gets KO’ed by his lean, mean, fat-reducing grilling machine 4. Old man defeats ED, later tested positive for Viagra 3. Smallpox defeats Indians in seven-game series 2. 1776: America crushes England; Take that, Limeys! 1. Super Bowl XLII: Giants over Patriots
