10. “I’m so glad we’re here together. Thank goodness the first three girls said no.” 9. “What happened? Did you stop washing your face after I asked you or something?” 8. “I picked those flowers I gave you from my house counselor’s garden. That’s why the roots were so icy!” 7. “This DJ did my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah.” 6. “OMG we’re totally dancing in a big circle!” 5. “A dance in Uncommons isn’t so bad. Can I get you something from the panini press?” 4. “Boy, was I surprised that your parents were at your dorm when I picked you up.” 3. “Do you think anyone would mind if I stuck my @#$% in the chocolate fountain?” 2. “Oh, you’re Sarah? Don’t read the card on the flowers.” 1. “We’re here as friends, right?”
