The Eighth Page

Future Plans for CXXXI

10. Print the entire paper as one long Microsoft Word document 9. Get rid of the Arts Section 8. Invisible ink issue 7. Replace all photos with Stalin cartoons 6. Clothing-optional Fridays 5. moRe Bettr editngss 4. Ten pages of Features! 3. Weekly Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy updates 2. Provide much-needed dental insurance 1. Deliver the news