ASKING The most important part of this very special night is the way you ask the object of your affection. There is one thing you need to know when asking a girl to Blue & Silver. Never make it mushy or cute. Flowers are out. Ever heard of pollen allergies? Thinking about giving her chocolates? Do you want to make her fat? I’d say no. Keep it casual. Drop the bomb in the stir-fry line. Send a message via Facebook or email. If you feel like going all out, have one of your friends ask her for you. It’s a guarantee in. What follows is a surefire acronym detailing steps for asking her. Follow it and she’ll be guaranteed to say, “erm…okay.” Sex–Bring it up subtly while asking her. She wants to know what you want in a relationship. Under–Her bed. Surprise her. Then ask. Ohh yes. Condom–Isham. Condoms. Her mailbox. She’ll get it. Kool–Be chill. Don’t act smart. Who likes intellectuals any way? Email–AIM. Facebook. Anything not in person. Don’t be lame. Random–Ask a girl you’ve never talked to. She’ll be intrigued. CLOTHING Clothing-wise, anything you choose will probably work. The color palette for the season tends to lean towards the mustard yellows and burnt oranges on the color scale. Pair those with blue or red and you’ve got yourself an outfit. As to regards with shoes, go with your favorite pair. Track sneakers, timberlands and man Uggs are the best choices. If you’re really in a bind clothing wise, wear whatever you wear during the day. We’ve come up with quite the acronym for dressing on the big day: Laid back–Don’t wear anything flashy that screams “I put effort into this night.” That’s her job. Opposites–attract. Make sure your outfit doesn’t match hers. Superman–He dons the best color scheme. Red and blue. Together. Wear it. Love it. She definitely will. Be her hero, baby. Eggplant–colored-suit. Hot. Ridiculous–tight pants. Accentuate. ARRIVAL The arrival at her dorm is a key event of the evening. Here’s another acronym, perfect for any guy’s arrival at the dorm of his date: Inconspicuous–lurk in the corner once you’re at the dorm. Make her find you. It’s all about the chase. For her, of course. Dirty–don’t bother showering or brushing your teeth, it’s a waste of time. She’ll like your “natural scent.” Illegal–substances. Arrive wasted and high. Every girl likes a bad boy who just doesn’t give a crap. On time–NOT. Don’t be overly eager. Get there at least an hour after she says. Text message–Send her a quick text telling her you’re coming. Don’t call and waste her minutes. Don’t make her feel loved. She doesn’t want someone “clingy.”
