The Eighth Page

Fairytale Endings

10. But Jack never did wake up. 9. And slavery returned to the little kingdom. 8. Goldilocks nodded. In time, they would all agree. 7. And that Hansel–still so hot right now. 6. With that, the prince slid the knife across his father’s throat and whispered, “Now, I shall be king!” 5. With a sob and a pout, Hillary ended up winning the N.H. primary. 4. Don’t point that thing at me, Pinocchio. 3. It doesn’t matter what the moral is! Just shut up and go to sleep! 2. The Rat King asked for a napkin as Thumbelina’s blood dripped down his chin. 1. And they lived happily ever after.