For the past several years, The Exonian has featured a section entitled ‘Humour.’ Contrary to its name, the Humour Section is quite unfunny. From now on, it will be called “The Exonian’s Meek Attempt to Copy Phillipian Features.” Last week an article was printed claiming that Fluffy McOilfamily ’09 owns seven helicopters. He owns eight. In last week’s edition, an article entitled “Water Polo Wins Championship,” the Water Polo team was incorrectly depicted as league champions. They, in fact, lost all of their games this season. Last week’s photo of the girls cross country team was incorrectly labeled. That was the boys team. It’s hard to tell the difference. The Exonian reported that the Academy endowment surpassed $1 billion. After the article was written, the Academy spent $400 million to resurface the cement gymnasium, library, dining hall, food and girls. Their was a mispeling in a articul last weak. The word “hypocycloid” was speled “hypocycloide.”
