10. Mr. Chase’s guilty pleasure: America’s Next Top Model 9. Teddy Collins’ fake accent 8. Poor people 7. Young people’s sagging pants and “hippity-hop” music 6. Alumni in prison 5. How the orange beef symbolizes non sibi 4. Dumbledore’s sexuality 3. Mr. Hession and Ms. Bogdanovitch! OMG! 2. Gunga’s true identity: Zulema 1. On-campus happenings
