10/18/07 Hey Eli! It’s me, Lawrence. Just wanted to say hi! I miss you ever since second period – it’s so sad we don’t have any other classes together! Well, I should go eat lunch now. Hope you have a great day. Don’t let the rain spoil your day, sunshine! Hugs and Kisses, Larry D. 10/20/07 Hi Eli, In response to your question about the upcoming English paper, yes, you can attempt to relate The Sound and the Fury to the Star Wars Trilogy. Keep in mind, however, that they really don’t have anything to do with each other. Also, please try to curse less in your essays. –Mr. Gould 10/25/07 Grober. You haven’t shown up to eight of the past nine board meetings. I know you don’t think you have responsibility as a would-be staff writer, but if you don’t start doing your part around here, I’ll start cutting articles. Oh, and you’re buying pizza for us next week. Get something from Bertucci’s – don’t send us down this Domino’s crap. It’s revolting. Jonathan Adler Student Council VP, baby 10/26/07 Hey sweety! I hope you enjoyed the Hershey’s Kisses I left on your pillow. Oh, and daddy will pick you up this afternoon to go to your appointment. We’ll pick up your “special cream” on our way home, ok, honey? Oh, and don’t forget to tell that Jonathan child how wonderful I think he is, letting you write all these silly things. I love you, shnuggem-pie! Love, Mommy 10/30/07 Mr. Grober, The following material(s) are overdue to the OWH Library and must be returned immediately: Clifford the Big Red Dog, Vol. 1, ISBN 33456012 How to Get a Girl in 10 Days MAX: The F.L.I.R.T. Program, ISBN 70089007 Dealing with Schizophrenia: A Twelve-Step Approach, ISBN 33211009 11/1/07 Grober, the pizza sucked. Mushrooms? What made you think I would like mushrooms? Look, the only reason you have an article this week is because of those favors you did me on Tuesday. You’d better be down there tonight scrubbing. And wear that dress I like. With the purple flowers. You know the one. Jonathan Adler Editor of Features, baby
