10. Dr. Keller’s svelte physique. 9. Getting catbonered 8. Taking a lap in the library, pretending to look for friends 7. Artificial grass spray 6. Sharing a bathroom with eleven people and realizing there have been eight toothbrushes all year 5. Diversity 4. People who are better than you 3. Statues shaped like your man parts 2. Getting rejected by girls 1. Your friends