The Eighth Page

A Vacation Itinerary

Destination: CANCUUNNNN!!!! Mexico Passenger(s): • Eli Grober ’09 • Lawrence Dai ’09 • Jonathan Adler ’08 • Sam Weiss’ ’09 younger, better looking brother ’11 Flight(s): Departure: 3:24 a.m. on Saturday, March 10th, from Logan Airport, Boston, MA Arrival: 6:45 a.m. at Military Base in North Dakota Seat(s): 12A, 12B, Unassigned Meals(s): Kosher, 1 Departure: 4:15 p.m. from Military Base in North Dakota Arrival: 7:20 p.m. at Cancun Aeropuerto Seat(s): Unassigned Meal(s): None Hotel Reservation(s): 5 nights at Cancun Palace, all expenses paid by The Phillipian. Free mini-fridge, one towel, two beds, 12 meals. 1 night out in the open, under the stars. 2 nights chillin’ at the Holiday Inn. Whom will we be with? Us and our peeps, why don’t you bring four of your friends? Logistics: Sunday: Take tours of city. Then go shopping. Monday-Tuesday: We go swimming and bar-hopping in CANCUUNNNN!!!! Then more shopping, and we get a pedicure for Lawrence (his feet are so last fall!) Wednesday: Bullfights! All day, baby, all day. Thursday: We hitchhike (we won’t have a car in CANCUUNNNN!!!!) to Margaritaville Restaurant, where we have reservations. Then we’ll camp out under the stars and air out on the beach (Dai sleeps in the nude). Friday-Sunday: We’ll hit up the Mayan ruins y’all! Gonna be off the hook! Return Plan: Sunday, March 18th We arrive back in Boston, and ship Lawrence back to Wisconsin by air-mail. Adler and Grober go bowling. Sam’s brother can come along too, but only if he promises not to steal all the ladies. —Eli Grober